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A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.. After 50, they are like onions’. ‘Onions?’ Yes, you see them and they make you cry. This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, ‘Mom, how Many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’ The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree. ‘A Christmas tree?’ ‘Yes — dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration’!
This made me laugh
Posted by The Art Studio by Mark Moore on February 5, 2013
http://theartstudiobymarkmoore.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/this-made-me-laugh/
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Nativegrl77
/ February 18, 2013thank you for stopping by
Coach Muller
/ March 1, 2013BWA HA! HA! HA! HA! THAT is a funny story!!!
voiceofgh
/ March 1, 2013So funny.
drybredquips
/ March 1, 2013Glad you liked “languages.” Thanks for liking it and for your story, which made me laugh too.
Ellen Stockdale Wolfe
/ March 2, 2013This is really fun– just read it to my husband.
theartstudiobymarkmoore
/ March 2, 2013lol, when I find a good joke I can resist but to post it
Ellen Stockdale Wolfe
/ March 3, 2013Good, it is rare to find a good laugh on the blogs I see.
micheleburstein
/ March 2, 2013Love starting the day with a laugh!! Thank you!
Mike Martinez
/ March 2, 2013Hahahahaha!
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/ March 3, 2013Thank you for liking my post.
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/ March 3, 2013my pleasure , Thank You
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/ March 3, 2013Love the artwork featured here, MM. More than Fab-U-lous!
theartstudiobymarkmoore
/ March 3, 2013Thank You so much LCTC
BarbaraBlogsIt
/ March 4, 2013Ha ha ha, beautiful Artwork
theartstudiobymarkmoore
/ March 4, 2013Thank You Barbara
Russ J. Prentice
/ March 4, 2013I loved this … I feel a little sad now being over 50
petbreederconnection
/ March 6, 2013Made me laugh too! Thanks, and thanks g
petbreederconnection
/ March 6, 2013Arghh! I hate technology! Thanks for the laugh, and thanks for stopping by my blog.
maureenjenner
/ March 6, 2013Thanks for the laugh, and the lesson in ‘one-up-man-ship’, as well as stopping by my blog.
srajf49
/ March 7, 2013Thanks for the laugh.
Kim 24/7 in France
/ March 7, 2013Made me laugh – thanks and for visiting my blog!
cristinamarioglou
/ March 13, 2013hahahahaha
maybe in this way men and women will find a balance and finally don’t fight for anything anymore.
realityenchanted
/ March 14, 2013Hahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheohohohohohohuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfairly wickedly comical!
wisperin9shad0s
/ March 14, 2013haha, that’s funny. if a bit upsetting to people in their 50s. xD i’m still in my 20s, so I’m fine. wahaha, what we all have to look forward to!
maureenjenner
/ March 14, 2013I can remember thinking the same way back when I too was in my 20s, and never thought I’d be around in my 70s, but it happens to all of us, so make the most of it while you have it. Enjoy every moment – I did, and am. Remember:
‘Gather rosebuds while ye may
For time is still a flying,
And that same flower that blooms today,
Tomorrow may be dying.’
micheleburstein
/ March 14, 2013Hey wisperin9shad0s – that is sadly ageist!!! I am 61 and I was roflmaoing so hard my eyes watered!! And I’m female! And I shared it with my whole family including my mother who is 89 and she laughed her head off!! So go suck it!
theartstudiobymarkmoore
/ March 14, 2013I read this joke to my wife at dinner and we both laughed thru dinner, just had to share this
Rosemary Armel
/ March 15, 2013Good one ! Can’t wait to tell my husband that one.
Carrie Lange
/ March 15, 2013haha, I tried to hard not to laugh, because i was so mad about the boob part. But this is hysterical. =D
themusingmaven
/ March 21, 2013I tried to talk myself out of enjoying the joke… but it didn’t work! This is one I must share with my father-in-law. He’ll enjoy the “old man” humor for sure! I invite you to read a silly piece regarding plumber’s crack… Giggles.
http://themusingmaven.com/2013/03/16/as-wide-as-plumbers-crack/
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ March 21, 2013LOL , thanks for sharing
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/ March 22, 2013Reblogged this on lost creek publishing.
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/ March 22, 2013Thank You JK
1sojournal
/ March 25, 2013Thank you for the much needed laughter!
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The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ March 26, 2013Glad I helped lol
ARvWD
/ March 26, 2013Ain’t love grand. And thanks for the like.
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ March 26, 2013Lol, thank you
sandrabranum
/ March 29, 2013I love it, but they forgot all the “Boobs” in Washington, DC!
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ March 29, 2013funny
ice
/ March 29, 2013This is soooooo funny!
Thanks for stopping by my blog by the way. 
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/ March 29, 2013Your Welcome Ice, Thanks for stopping by
kayuk
/ March 30, 2013Thanks for stopping by my blog!
This is a hoot! I’m sending the link to my boyfriend.
CanineTrackers
/ April 1, 2013Ha, ha
Vinny sez, pweaze tell the ladeez if some guy sez “Wow…legs!”, tell dem to answer, “Wow…eggs!”
Hilde
/ April 4, 2013Hey, thank you for stopping by and liking my blog! And thanks also for making me laugh, this joke is hilarious!
RIMD
/ April 6, 2013wakakakakkk…. thanks and for your appreciation.
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ April 6, 2013Thank You
treesaw74
/ April 7, 2013That was pretty funny
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ April 8, 2013Glad you enjoyed it Treesaw
recoveringme
/ April 8, 2013Thanks, always need a good laugh and seeing as I’m 50 and my boyfriend is younger then its no wonder we laugh and cry together!
rageemah
/ April 14, 2013Hahaha….this is hilarious…love it! Sooo needed this laugh, thanks
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ April 15, 2013awesome
rageemah
/ April 15, 2013Mark Moore…please check out my blog, yesterday post…sure you will like…love your work by the way…
Pestle & Mortar
/ April 15, 2013haha brilliant! I loved it
The Art Studio by Mark Moore
/ April 16, 2013Thank you Pestle, I got it from Facebook
queenofhearts58
/ April 17, 2013Very funny!..LOL..
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/ April 17, 2013lmao, Thank You
devynstella
/ April 24, 2013Oh my word!!! Funny Funny Funny
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/ April 25, 2013Thank You